alyssa

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  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★½

    T S motherfuckin A. we handle shit.

  • The Producers

    The Producers

    ★★★

    “he’s having a stroke”
    “what?”
    “OF GENIUS!” 

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  • The Stanford Prison Experiment

    The Stanford Prison Experiment

    ★★★½

    christina: you're causing innocent teenage boys severe psychological damage

    phil: ugh 😒🙄 WOMEN 👩🏻👩🏻‍⚕️👧🏻 🚫 and their emotions 😫🔥😱🤧 it looks like 👀 someone 🙊👉 is on her period 🤢❌🆘😷 why can't you ☝️ be a REAL psychologist 👨🏻‍⚕️🏨💊 like me

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★

    i wanna suck 25 year old charles kane like a capri sun