★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Dec, 2019 2
Hi, I'm Christan, and I'm kinda going through some shit right now in real life, and this fucking movie just destroyed me. Have a good night. ❤️
★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Dec, 2019
I want Rock Hudson to remodel an old barn on a snowy pond and fuck me by the fireplace and whisper sweet tree facts into my ear.
★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Sep, 2018
A guy's chest rips open and cuts another dude's arms off and then he sprouts a new head that flies into the ceiling while his original head rips off and crawls away like a spider... I'm entranced.
A guy cut's his thumb... EWW EWW EWW GROSS CAN'T WATCH!!!
★★★½ Watched 14 Mar, 2019
I want a whole movie about John Turturro and his shitty daughters.