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  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower


    Hi, I'm Christan, and I'm kinda going through some shit right now in real life, and this fucking movie just destroyed me. Have a good night. ❤️

  • All That Heaven Allows

    All That Heaven Allows


    I want Rock Hudson to remodel an old barn on a snowy pond and fuck me by the fireplace and whisper sweet tree facts into my ear.

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  • The Thing

    The Thing


    A guy's chest rips open and cuts another dude's arms off and then he sprouts a new head that flies into the ceiling while his original head rips off and crawls away like a spider... I'm entranced.

    A guy cut's his thumb... EWW EWW EWW GROSS CAN'T WATCH!!!

  • Gloria Bell

    Gloria Bell


    I want a whole movie about John Turturro and his shitty daughters.