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Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 2020
I'd be fooling myself claiming I'm straight after seeing Dan Stevens:
- With a thick russian accent
- luscious hair
- piercing blue eyes
- a giant girthy snake penis
- rich as fuck
- wearing ridiculous glittery baroque print
- singing about lions, the savanna and love WHILST dancing
- accompanied by shirtless male dancersJa ja ding dong