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  • The Guest
  • Heat
  • In Bruges
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

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  • Press Play

    ★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★

  • Elvis

    ★★★

  • I Love You, Man

    ★★★★

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  • The Twins

    The Twins

    ★★

    I'm sorry I can't take shit like this seriously when that stupid ass slug from last episode is still on my mind.

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★★

    I'd be fooling myself claiming I'm straight after seeing Dan Stevens:
    - With a thick russian accent
    - luscious hair
    - piercing blue eyes
    - a giant girthy snake penis
    - rich as fuck
    - wearing ridiculous glittery baroque print
    - singing about lions, the savanna and love WHILST dancing
    - accompanied by shirtless male dancers

    Ja ja ding dong