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  Press Play 2022

  ★½ Watched by Eli B. 28 Jun 2022

  I just wanted to Press Stop :(

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★ Watched by Eli B. 26 Jun 2022

  An important moment in film history with Dutch people finally getting representation on the big screen. Be it as a bloodsucking toad with a horrible accent.

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  The Twins 2021

  ★★ Watched by Eli B. 23 Sep 2021

  I'm sorry I can't take shit like this seriously when that stupid ass slug from last episode is still on my mind.

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  Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 2020

  ★★★ Watched by Eli B. 30 Jun 2020 1

  I'd be fooling myself claiming I'm straight after seeing Dan Stevens:
  - With a thick russian accent
  - luscious hair
  - piercing blue eyes
  - a giant girthy snake penis
  - rich as fuck
  - wearing ridiculous glittery baroque print
  - singing about lions, the savanna and love WHILST dancing
  - accompanied by shirtless male dancers

  Ja ja ding dong