Elias

I've seen some shit man...

Favourites alternate between all time and most recent.

Favorite films

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Chungking Express

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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

  • The Menu

    ★★★★

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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★

    Dang I think watching The Clone Wars and loving it so much retroactively made me enjoy this less than I used to, but it's still the best of the prequels and has so many great moments

    A soft 8/10 (7.5/10)

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

    Gonna be calling fanny packs strap-ons from now on.

    You've been warned.

    (This review is in regard to a trailer for 80 for Brady that played before the movie and not the movie itself. But the movie itself was good)

    A soft 8/10 (7.5/10)

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have some thoughts.

    The Bad:

    JJ just take a fucking breath. This shit was so fast paced it made me stop caring about anything as soon as it started. Also not every shot needs to be moving, this was the most Michael Bay-y Star Wars film ever.

    Hux's death and spy twist - abrupt and pointless....cute but pointless

    Han wasn't needed at all, let sleeping dogs lie.

    That banana slug looking thing is the new Jar-Jar...actually no, Jar-Jar is…

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "And awaaaaaaay we go!"...I felt that.

    Janet screaming "get fucked!"...felt that too.

    Dalton tearing up after a reaffirming note from his awesome child costar...definitely felt that.

    Brad Pitt tripping balls then letting loose on some of the Manson family...you bet your ass I felt that!

    Also pitbulls are beautiful and amazing dogs and this movie just helps prove it.

    Also also, holy hell Toblerone loves him some dirty feet...

    Also also also, one guy let out a loud "HA!" after Lena Dunham said "we love Pussy"

    A solid 8/10 (8.4/10)