I've seen some shit man...

Favourites alternate between all time and most recent.

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Chungking Express

Recent activity

  • Dumb Money


  • A Scanner Darkly


  • Weathering with You


  • Cloverfield


Recent reviews

  • A Scanner Darkly

    A Scanner Darkly


    'About to be fucked up bitch beetle' was actually my nickname in high school

    A soft 8/10 (7.6/10)

  • Bottoms



    I wanna join this club but Im not a lesbian 🥲

    A solid 7/10

Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have some thoughts.

    The Bad:

    JJ just take a fucking breath. This shit was so fast paced it made me stop caring about anything as soon as it started. Also not every shot needs to be moving, this was the most Michael Bay-y Star Wars film ever.

    Hux's death and spy twist - abrupt and pointless....cute but pointless

    Han wasn't needed at all, let sleeping dogs lie.

    That banana slug looking thing is the new Jar-Jar...actually no, Jar-Jar is…

  • Climax



    This was a fucking lot!!
    I...I dont know what to rate this but it's a hard 8/10 (8.2/10) for now.