Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Scanner Darkly 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2023

  'About to be fucked up bitch beetle' was actually my nickname in high school

  A soft 8/10 (7.6/10)

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Sep 2023

  I wanna join this club but Im not a lesbian 🥲

  A solid 7/10

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★ Watched 21 Dec 2019 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I have some thoughts.

  The Bad:

  JJ just take a fucking breath. This shit was so fast paced it made me stop caring about anything as soon as it started. Also not every shot needs to be moving, this was the most Michael Bay-y Star Wars film ever.

  Hux's death and spy twist - abrupt and pointless....cute but pointless

  Han wasn't needed at all, let sleeping dogs lie.

  That banana slug looking thing is the new Jar-Jar...actually no, Jar-Jar is…

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  Climax 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2018

  This was a fucking lot!!
  I...I dont know what to rate this but it's a hard 8/10 (8.2/10) for now.