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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    Obviously this one gets props for having maybe the two best action sequences in an MI movie, but its symbolism as a future of the franchise is dim. After raising serious questions about the series' ethos in the first act, Fallout immediately and abjectly drops them --along with the entire character of Ethan Hunt. Choosing instead to grasp at crumbs in the bottom of the post-The Dark Knight action movie plot bag.

  • Hereditary


    Giving this movie a rating or review is near impossible because it's a movie that shouldn't exist. Throw the horror tag at it if you want, but this is a tragedy about trauma and grief that has a proud lack of awareness of its own weight. It is completely unable to control its own momentum of tragedy, which barrels right out of the screen --scene after perfectly, immaculately executed scene. The fucking Icarus of movies. It doesn't matter how peerlessly…

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  • La La Land

    La La Land


    La La Land, the dystopian sci-fi psych thriller that grabbed critics' attention this year, takes place in a horrific alternate reality in which musicals star actors with cute faces rather than people with any actual singing or dancing talent, in which 500 Days of Summer meets the kid from your freshman year dorm who watched Drive every night, in which art-critic conservatism has replaced all feelings of love or attachment, in which the entire globe centers around a terrifying romanticism…

  • Moonlight



    wonderful wonderful moments of tenderness. also proof that the moon makes you gay