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  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    ★★★★★

    nobody fucks with the Mann.

  • Street Trash

    Street Trash

    If I had to guess, I'd assert that Rick Ulfik was likely on a cocktail of bath salts, amphetamine salts, and a variety of rare research chemicals when he composed the score for Street Trash.

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  • Enter the Void

    Enter the Void

    ★★★★½

    A very light romantic comedy.
    Good for a first date.

  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs

    ★★★★½

    The main reason I don't want to write a review of this film is because I don't want my writing to be even remotely associated with Sorkin's. Seriously Aaron, you're making us all look bad.

    My train of thought throughout this movie:

    "wow, that was a great line"
    "wow, that was a great line"
    "wow, that was a great line"
    "wow, that was a great line"
    "wow, that was a great line"
    "wow, that was a great line"
    "wow, that…