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  • A Florida Melancholy

    A Florida Melancholy

    A Florida Melancholy is my forthcoming, 2019 feature film. It is already completed, clocking in at 95 minutes, but will remain private for now while I attempt to get it into a few festivals. Production of this film was an important process for me, because it is the first feature film that I've exclusively directed, produced, shot, edited & composed on my own since the creation of The Passing of a Psychopath, back in 2017. It was also a significant experience…

  • Eye


    To any & all filmmakers out there,

    My pal Jordan Mumford and I opened up submissions for our film festival, The Hazel Eye Film Festival. This year (2019), the festival will be online because we are a small, DIY festival without the funds to secure a public screening venue, though we're hoping to acquire a venue even by next year, as we continue to grow. The goal of the festival is simply to exhibit and promote the work of quality,…

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  • Destroyer



    damn, y'all really made
    me think that this wasn't
    going to be good -- YIKES.

  • Non-Fiction



    Does for Michael Haneke's
    The White Ribbon what Seinfeld
    did for Schindler's List in 1994.

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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    A film made the way in which cinema is meant to be seen: so that the asshole sitting next to you, scarfing down popcorn like a rabid squirrel, actually feels like an asshole, in addition to merely being one.

  • Enter the Void

    Enter the Void


    A very light romantic comedy.
    Good for a first date.