Jack ★★★★½ 36
Think you're ready? You aren't. Trust me.
10 years have been leading to this. Leading to sadness, to anger, to confusion. Leading to the gutsiest blockbuster of all time. It…
Jonathan White 159
Two Hundred And Twenty Five Million Dollars.
The budget for this turd was Two Hundred And Twenty Five MILLION dollars.
What else would this sum buy you? I checked;…
Tentin Quarantino ★★★★ 11
Any man who doesn't like this movie gets a night in the box.
Hollie Horror ★★★½ 14
I'm always going to wonder why Cobra cut that slice of pizza in half with a large pair of scissors.
Wood ★ 26
I'd rather fuck a McChicken than watch a second of this ever again.
Chuck Williamson ★★ 3
A well-meaning treatise on appropriation, remix culture, and Roland Barthes’ thesis about the death of the author… all railroaded by a bunch of hyperventilating man-children. For every substantive or even-keeled…
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Matt Singer ★ 14
I paid nothing and I still want a refund.