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  • Taylor Swift: Reputation Stadium Tour

    Taylor Swift: Reputation Stadium Tour


    I’ve been a Taylor Swift fan since her first album came out. I stan this woman harder than anyone. In July I got to see the Reputation tour at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. When Taylor walked through the crowd to go to the other B stage, she grabbed my hand. It wasn’t just a light hand grab, it was tight like we were holding hands. That was probably the best day of my life, even though it only lasted…

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    “I like when she puts her tongue inside me.” 

    All About Eve but make it lesbians. 

    Olivia Coleman is phenomenal. Rachel Weisz really is THAT bitch. Emma Stone had me dying.  Nicholas Hoult (my son), gave the best performance of his career and we need to hype him up more. He needs a supporting actor nom. I loved Joe Alwyn and now I know how to picture him when I listen to “So it goes” and “Dress” by Taylor Swift.…

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  • Scream



    “You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!”
    Haven’t watched this in years. So happy that I did because I love it so much more now.

  • Funny Face

    Funny Face


    The best thing about Funny Face is Audrey Hepburn, but you already knew that. Another solid Stanley Donen film. The set design and coloring are absolutely gorgeous. The Givenchy costumes are some of the best costumes to ever be captured in cinema. My favorites are of course the famous red dress, as well as the wedding dress she wears. The wedding scene reminded me of Lana Del Rey’s Ultraviolence music video. I definitely want to wear black turtlenecks and do Audrey Hepburn inspired makeup from now on after watching this.

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  • Isn't It Romantic

    Isn't It Romantic


    What else can I say besides I had a fun time. Seriously though what else would I say...

  • The Blind Side

    The Blind Side


    Rewatched this film for class, and it was definitely a different viewing from when I saw it 10 years ago in theaters. I didn’t know about the white savior trope when I first watched, so watching it now I could really see how much this film gets wrong. It does have some good moments, but that’s about it for its praise. Sandra Bullock shouldn’t have won her Oscar for this, it should have been for Gravity. And it’s best picture nomination? Are you kidding me?