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  • The Breaker Upperers

    The Breaker Upperers


    all films should have a prolonged music video style sequence Set to celine dion’s masterpiece “it’s all coming back to me now” and if that doesn’t sell you this film, idk what will

  • Pacific Rim

    Pacific Rim


    anyone who thinks this is a bad movie owes me 5 dollars

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  • The Incredible Jessica James

    The Incredible Jessica James


    Jessica lecturing a bunch of women about dismantling the patriarchy at a baby shower is a Big Mood™

  • Lovesong



    I recommend this film to anyone who likes to suffer™