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  Monster Hunter 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Eliza 18 Feb 2021 3

  cinephiles run their mouth abt how much they hate pwsa, maybe they should try getting some pwssy and open their fucking third eye to what a real movie looks like

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  Showgirls 1995

  ★★★★★ Added by Eliza 1

  @ the type of 🤓FilmBrothers🤓 who will talk your ear off about 🤖robocop👮‍♂️ and 🐜starship troopers☄️ at the local DIY 👩‍🎤 punk show and then say, without a hint of irony, that 💄showgirls💅 is one of the worst films of all time,,,,🤮 you are WOAT and probably unconsciously sexist,,, 😬🥴

Recent reviews

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  The Decline of Western Civilization 1981

  Watched by Eliza 18 May 2022

  bold choice to end the movie on the most repellent dogshit homophobic band, what a sour note

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  Frownland 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched by Eliza 17 May 2022

  i can feel acne on my face bubbling up, every minute of this movie taking as many seconds off my life as ten cigarettes

Popular reviews

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  WandaVision 2021

  Watched by Eliza 19 Feb 2021 30

  every week my feed gets clogged with wandavision explained shit, and i’ve begun to realize that we’re reaching a logical endpoint in terms of capitalist production of entertainment.  not only is there an industry for production, but there is now an industry for interpretation, as the references to old obscure comics and other movies (that no reasonably normal person could keep track of) appear with greater frequency and to ever more obscure things. i don’t care if one of these dumbass…

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  We're All Going to the World's Fair 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Eliza 22 Apr 2022 2

  at 24 yrs old, i meet people who spent a lot of time on 4chan as teenagers in the early-mid 2010s and turned out normal. we have the same taste in music. we get the same jokes.

  you could not pay me to experience the things i felt and experienced as a 14-17 year old again.