GILLIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Lost Daughter 2021
Not sure I can think of a better example of Good Looking People thinking they are Good when in fact they are Bad but only Look Good and so are, in fact, even Worse as human beings
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The Eyes of Tammy Faye 2021
Hate that I’m walking right into the trap with Chastain’s hectic panto vibe, but I then also just always feel a bit sad when a big comedy guy tries to make a Big movie that’s not a comedy, not a drama, kind of laughing at very sad people and kind of feeling sad for deeply funny characters. Strange! Wild eyebrows, big cheeks. Weird movie!
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Father Christmas Is Back 2021
Boris I take it all back I was wrong last year please just do it and cancel Christmas again I’m begging you
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Home Sweet Home Alone 2021
Look I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this film single-handedly caused climate change
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All Too Well: The Short Film 2021
Another fine example of Taylor Swift being simultaneously an undeniable genius and the biggest loser I’ve ever seen in my entire life
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Bergman Island 2021
If you’re gonna commit to spending a lifetime talking about movies you also have to commit to spending a lifetime pretending you are only talking about Very Fake Feelings That Only Happen In Movies and are Definitely Not Projections About Your Life ooorrrr so they say I guess
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