i skipped to chelsea, john and jeff goldblum after sitting through like 10 minutes and even they were bad
me as john mulaney quotes, a collection i’m working on:
- sometimes babies will point at me, and i don't care for that shit at all.
- in terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
- i'm a very lucky person. i'm an idiot, and i've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like i deserve good treatment.
- i’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then i’ll die.
- i don’t look…