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  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

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  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

  • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

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  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

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    Realized at some point during the screening that this movie would be absolutely unfunny if it wasn't a Star Trek movie starring characters we already know and love so on one hand Spock jumping into an aquarium to mind meld with a whale is really funny but if like Chevy Chase did the same thing I would probably have an anal evacuation

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    another day working on board the Starship Enterprise. everyone keeps asking if they can fuck the Voyager probe. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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  • The Tale of the Princess Kaguya

    The Tale of the Princess Kaguya

    It's been almost 5 years since I've tried to kill myself. It was a bad day, it was dark out. Almost 5 years later and I don't know what to make of much of anything. Why are any of us here? I don't want to die but, why do I want to live?

    I used to go out and pick up bugs and let them crawl across my hand and up my arm and fly out across the yard to…

  • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

    Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

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    Its at times like these where I bless my ability to not care about franchise or fandom OR quality all that much like most of the goofballs you meet out there because I can gladly say that this film is fun, funny, and exciting etc etc. It technically shits the bed in a lot of ways compared to Wrath of Khan but we arent watching Wrath of Khan right now are we folks? I don't care to compare, even if…