Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Christine
  • Kennywood Memories
  • Phantom of the Paradise

Recent activity

  • The Pope's Exorcist


  • Unforgivable


  • Gone in a Heartbeat

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth


Recent reviews

  • The Pope's Exorcist

    The Pope's Exorcist


    they should’ve invested more into the camp/humor and russell crowe’s “i’m not like a regular exorcist i’m a cool exorcist” on his cute scooter instead of bad cgi and dialogue

    anyway the scariest thing about this movie is a 31-year-old woman playing the mother of a 21-year-old

  • Unforgivable



    the passion behind “WAFFLE FRIES— and maybe a coke to drink… or
    something” cements its NFR status alone

    (oh, 2006. were we ever so young)

Popular reviews

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    don’t you just hate it when all the other girls try to outgirl your not like other girls manic pixie rep cinema date heroine and then an older girl really tries to outgirl her?? with a knife??? lol same edgar

  • Joker



    well i had a bunch of solid “welcome to my twisted mind” barbs ready for this very occasion but that fucking wilted when thirteen people at my theater were arrested for fighting so ill make another attempt tomorrow lol

    (none of them were dancing like john travolta circa MICHAEL while engaging in their violence afaik, so it’s tough to tell if their fight was inspired by this film or no)