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  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker

    ★½

    Ha for the Working Girl reference. What was with the Chronicles of Riddick poster though?


    My God, Kim Basinger also needs to go back to acting school.

  • Split

    Split

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    *THIS ABSOLUTELY DOES CONTAIN SPOILERS*

    Well this is the best and least boring M Night Shyamalan film I've seen since Unbreakable. I'm downgrading the rating just for the following factors, which always tends to plague films that should have a relatively simple plot, but just go too far and create far too many questions as a result:

    * At some point during the time-span, he was gone for hours and hours, leaving the area to visit Dr. Fletcher. In any…

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ½

    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.

  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★½

    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.