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  • The Star

    The Star

    You know how when you see a really great, original film on the big screen, it kind of makes you fall in love with cinema all over again? This one was the opposite and made me downright bored. The fact that this got a theatrical release is almost insulting to films in general. It’s a straight to DVD/streaming quality mess suitable for 3-5 year olds only.


    The storytelling is actually so bad it makes calling this “the greatest story ever told” a highly disputable opinion.

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ½

    I was waiting for someone to die. Why didn’t any of them die?

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ½

    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.

  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★½

    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.