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  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker


    Ha for the Working Girl reference. What was with the Chronicles of Riddick poster though?

    My God, Kim Basinger also needs to go back to acting school.

  • Split



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    Well this is the best and least boring M Night Shyamalan film I've seen since Unbreakable. I'm downgrading the rating just for the following factors, which always tends to plague films that should have a relatively simple plot, but just go too far and create far too many questions as a result:

    * At some point during the time-span, he was gone for hours and hours, leaving the area to visit Dr. Fletcher. In any…

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers


    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.

  • Dredd



    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.