Ellie Pro

Favorite films

  • Death Becomes Her
  • A League of Their Own
  • Strictly Ballroom
  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Recent activity

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes


  • Napoleon


  • Saltburn


  • Lessons in Chemistry


Recent reviews

  • Bodies



    This is what I hate about this kind of Sci-Fi. Starts out well with an interesting premise and then when all is revealed it’s just a pile of boring old bollocks with dodgy effects.

  • Love at First Sight

    Love at First Sight


    There are phone charging points on planes, particularly in bloody Business Class. Stupid bint. How did that phone manage to run down so quickly so many times in the same day? Was it 10 years old?

    Docked a point for the wanky version of I Wanna Dance With Somebody and the unnecessary inclusion of Jameela Jamil.

    How the hell did they afford to rent out Queen Anne’s House for a wedding reception days before Christmas?

Popular reviews

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers


    A film about a bunch of cunts with the most tedious story and dialogue which could have been done and dusted in 5 minutes. This shit makes Showgirls look classy.

    New contender for worst film of 2013.

  • Dredd



    Proof that a film of this genre can be dark, entertaining and not overrun by an hour. Christopher Nolan take note.