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  • Step Brothers

    Step Brothers

    ★½

    HahAha ThEy SaiD A cUrsE Word So FuNnY

    I’m done being condescending, but I don’t get it. Everyone I have ever met has told me how much they love Step Brothers so I watched to join in on the fun with my friends...

    ...and it’s remarkably unfunny for the majority of the runtime. I’m not above seeing dumb comedies because they can be an entertaining way of killing time before continuing with the rest of the day. However, all I…

  • Crank: High Voltage

    Crank: High Voltage

    ★★★★

    An hour and a half of Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor telling traditional cinema to go fuck itself in an electrically-charged rampage.

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  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★★½

    A cinematic onslaught on the senses

    I’ve seen people label mother! as pretentious, but it’s not pretending to be something it isn’t. Darren Aronofsky means for the film’s abrasive message to be blatant and in our face so there’s no mistake about it. He wants us to experience what he feels, and Aronofsky does that by removing all subtlety from this work. I mean look at the names of the characters, he’s not exactly trying to hide anything.

    Although mother!

  • My Friend Dahmer

    My Friend Dahmer

    ★★★

    I can’t believe I’ve never seen this episode of Austin & Ally before.

    There isn’t any new information My Friend Dahmer gives about Jeffrey Dahmer because you can find all you need to know about him on his Wikipedia article already. In fact, it seems writer Marc Meyers collected all the details from that page and crafted a screenplay around it, which I have no issue with as long as it leads to a solid story. However, this isn’t a movie…