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Cast Away 2000

★★★★½ Watched by dani 01 Dec 2020

jack and rose is the most tragic love story of all time ??? no . it’s actually chuck and wilson
The Fly 1986

★★★★ Watched by dani 07 Sep 2020

miley cyrus actually wrote fly on the wall about jeff goldblum

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009

★★ Rewatched by dani 16 Aug 2022

i opened hulu and this was the first thing that popped up so i decided to have a proper rewatch since i watched it all the time growing up and i used to love it. upon the rewatch i discovered this was actually very bad and idk how my parents love/loved this movie. by love i mean full on obsessed to the point they watched it 10 times a year and that’s the minimum amount…. to no surprise tho it was nowhere as good as 9 yr old me remembered it being lmao. also i just found kevin james and gary valentine are siblings 🧍🏼‍♂️🧍🏼‍♂️
I Love You, Man 2009

★★★★★ Rewatched by dani 16 Aug 2022

i wanna meet paul rudd just so i can tell him how much this silly movie means to me.

Endings, Beginnings 2019

★½ Watched by dani 17 Apr 2020

sebastian stan watchu doin out here with all this ass? double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon, hella ass
The Gray Man 2022

★★ Watched by dani 22 Jul 2022

i fear netflix will never make an actual good movie. at least chris evans was great in this but that’s it.