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  • The Crater Lake Monster

    The Crater Lake Monster


    Forgetting to apply the day for night filter is one of my favorite mistakes in a movie ever. The people who were payed to edit the film in post were given a skimpy fee so they couldn't be bothered.

  • Fun in Balloon Land

    Fun in Balloon Land


    Comparable only to Manos: The Hands of Fate, Birdemic, and Things in terms of shear awfulness.

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  • mother!



    Sometimes it stuns me what films start to become film buff darlings. I'm starting to hear rumblings about this one being great and.. wow. I found the symbolism incredibly surface level. I guess if I didn't know a thing about Christianity it might have been less obvious? I'm curious about that.

    Let's see if I got this right. Javier Bardem is god. Jennifer Lawrence is mother nature. Our first two guests are Adam and Eve. Their children are Cain and…

  • Logan Lucky

    Logan Lucky


    Way better than expected.

    As this started I was nervous this would mishandle the redneck aspect of the film. I grew up in the states of Ohio and Florida and have known quite a few people in that social bracket. Surprisingly the humor ended up not being at the expense of the characters like other movies like this. Instead you have a heist movie with multi-faceted characters and a great sense of humor. The humor and thriller aspect of the…