mememily Patron

i promise you we don’t need to know what your ratings system is

currently making my way through TSPDT top 1,000

Favorite films

  • Vertigo
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Moonrise Kingdom

Recent activity

  • Germany Year Zero


  • Macunaima

  • The Mother and the Whore

  • Mysterious Skin

Pinned reviews

  • Get Out

    Get Out


    my favorite commentary that I've read about this movie was from Rian Johnson who said "I love that if the movie Get Out existed in the world of Get Out, the parents would have told Chris how much they loved Get Out"

Recent reviews

  • Knightriders



    insane this movie is real and exists and is 2.5 hours long

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    whole time my dad could not get over the fact that “wow john wick wears a size 42 suit?”

Popular reviews

  • Stand by Me

    Stand by Me


    gah damn i was just expecting a couple a punks runnin through the woods not this heartfelt emotional journey

  • Into the Wild

    Into the Wild


    chris is every high school boy after reading 1 real book