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  • Rampage



    I couldn't help myself but to expose my virile member right there in the theatre once I saw Harambe on the big screen. #DicksOutForHarambe ✋😔

  • mother!



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What the fuck was this? Did I need a higher IQ to really understand it? Still, I kinda liked it. By the way, shouldn't have watched before going to bed, this movie gave me anxiety.

    Edit: Ok after hearing this movie is an analogy for the events in the Bible it all makes sense now.

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  • 2012



    Why the giraffes sound like demons from DOOM?

  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon


    The Neon Demon is just boneless Black Swan

    But for real tho...

    Haven't seen a film shot so beautifully in a while. I dig the atmosphere, themes, and soundtrack reminiscent of Suspiria and Black Swan as previously mentioned. Those last 30 minutes are so fucked up... and kinda sexy too 🤔 Winding is still a cinematic genius.

    and that Keanu Reeves surprise performance? Priceless.