pros:
*leaving this film felt like leaving a ride at disneyland  (fantasyland, of course) 
*emily blunt as mary poppins
*2D animation
*dancing
*meryl streep

cons:
*the accent Lin Manuel Miranda was doing
*the whole balloon scene
*mary poppins gaslighting children lmao

did not expect to see anyone roll up in gucci in this film

i’m not accepting any interpretation other than that bart & jim fell in love

fellas is it gay to ride off into the sunset with ur boy??

not very vegan-friendly lol

[update]
i appreciate its existence as a horror made by & starring women & i love the allegory of female sexuality but i was, at times, more bothered than i was into it

not even bothered by the gore tho???? bothered by how the non-flesh eating characters were behaving/responding & how a lot didn’t make sense to me,, like an alternate world. maybe i’m just a prude

never thought i’d say this but i could stare at cher & nic cage holding hands in those dimly lit opera seats for hours 

this was lovely and i loved it and i’m lonely