Emil Woerner’s review published on Letterboxd:
Well, this film is as deeply offensive and equally lacking in self awareness as I expected, with some of the worst adaptation material I’ve ever seen. This shit sucked, sorry. Fat jokes and sexism aren’t funny here, and it’s not something I would ever really feel drawn to seeing again. The soundtrack bumps though, and occasionally they kind of get some cool effects from the monsters. What a thing.