Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Frances Ha
  • Boogie Nights
  • All the President's Men

Recent activity

  • Death Becomes Her


  • The Rainmaker


  • Prey


  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World


Recent reviews

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man


    Food $200
    Data $150
    Rent $800
    Swooping drone shots $200,000,000
    Utility $150
    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

  • The Master

    The Master


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "this is something you do for a billion years or not at all. this isn't fashion."

    can't believe i never got round to this before. totally mesmerising, appropriately hypnotic, a gorgeously calm surface hiding the roiling, curdling, yearning toxicity of the central relationship. implicitly queer in ways that seem fundamental to the text - the disconnect from wider society, longing for community, searching for something just beyond the frame of reference, the "slow boat to china" of it all -…

Popular reviews

  • The Departed

    The Departed


    there's a moment near the end where two characters perform a synchronised flip-phone-closure and that, my friends, is pure uncut Art

  • Sixteen Candles

    Sixteen Candles


    one of the most openly hateful films i've ever seen?
    if you can endure the bigotry, it has the added bonus of making No Fucking Sense