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  • The Assistant

    The Assistant


    this film hits two of my top things which are under 90 minutes and takes place all in one day. it’s a saddening watch but I honestly could have sat there for 10 hours watching her lifelessly photocopy documents and move around the building taking her jacket on and off. amazing movie

  • Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

    Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted


    watched on netflix party with my 8 y/o bff. had a video call beforehand
    me: what should we watch
    him: we could watch madagascar
    me: oh have you not seen it?
    him: no i've seen all four
    me: ...there's four madagascar films?
    him: yes. the third one they join the circus
    me: of course
    him: or we could watch ice age four
    him: there's actually five
    me: wHAT

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  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective


    to quote jake peralta from brooklyn nine-nine: “classic film, one of my childhood favourites, and it only gets overtly transphobic at the very end, so, a win.”

  • Jonas Brothers: The Concert Experience

    Jonas Brothers: The Concert Experience


    i spent an embarrassingly long time trying to find this film online. so many versions had been taken down by copyright recently which means the jonas brothers are still on the hunt for pirated versions of this film appearing on google and like???? honestly it's time to let it go boys. it was 8 years ago and the only people still watching this film are people in their 20s reliving their tween obsessions which is already sad enough so just…