Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • Still Bill
  • Gremlins
  • Tongues Untied

Recent activity

  • Scream


  • The Many Saints of Newark


  • Death Wish


  • The Lost Daughter


Recent reviews

  • Scream



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Umm exCUSE ME - lovable retired pig Dwight “Dewey” Riley killed by one of Quantum Tortellini’s Manson girls ?!!! J A I L 🥰

    I had fun! (Today’s parlance for: “Bad movie, but hey.”)

    Actually I’m gonna give the filmmakers more credit - I liked it much more than 3, and even a little more than 4. The meta stuff worked, the new character archetypes worked (especially Jasmin Savoy Brown as the new Randy, who is a DELIGHT), the kills and tension-building…

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    The Many Saints of Newark

    No choice but to log a Sopranos rewatch check-in here since Sopranos is not in the same league as Euphoria or Twin Peaks: The Return for whatever reason!!!!

    I’m not gonna do many reviews while I rewatch the show but since I’m in the middle of season one and just watched both Ep 5: College - debatably the best episode of the first two seasons - and Ep 7: Down Neck which is where they do the original version of…

Popular reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    Yeah, I’m reevaluating. 

    The night I saw LP, I walked out genuinely feeling very 4 stars, but I added a half star because honestly even if you mark a review as having spoilers, we all know the stars alone constitute a spoiler themselves and I wanted my PTA loving lb friends to stay excited til Christmas or whenever they see it. 

    But in the weeks since then, I have to be real: The high of the night wore off -…

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos


    I swear I’m gonna fight this motherfucker.

    Bitchass sorkin writes an hour and 45 minutes of the best shit he’s written - for screens big or small - in over a decade and then absolutely tanks it all, both politically AND artistically. 

    Politically - He willfully refuses to read the room of america circa 2021 by, all in the last half hour of the film:

    1) Using his characterization of Desi to double down on misguidedly extreme anti-communist sentiment (like, now,…