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  • Maiden

    Maiden

    ★★★★

    I'd rather watch "Yesterday" every day for the rest of my life than go on a sailboat for 8 months. These ladies are badass and inspiring as hell and I love them.

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★

    Spiders-man is a big spider suit full of thousands of tiny spiders

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  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Boy is that a sexy army! Saw it in 70mm and damn did Harry look sharp! My favorite part is when you think a plane can't land without fuel but it can. I think half of the dialog was the word "home."

    I enjoyed this movie in theaters. However, I don't think I'd like it very much at home.

    Here is who was hottest in order to me:
    Tom Hardy>Harry>New guy (protagonist)>Crash-land pilot guy>Kenneth Branaugh>Cillian Murphy>Older brother on boat>Dad on boat>French guy>Derpy face extra>Dead kid on boat.

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Caveat for my review: I think super heroes are mostly boring (excluding Sam Raimi Spiderman, Batman Forever, some others) and I know nothing about the Avengers.

    I had high hopes for this film since Tom Holland is without a doubt the sexiest 15-year-old Spider-boy yet. But Aunt May says that he's blossoming at one point, and it's simply not true. He has already blossomed into an actualized 30 year old man or whatever. This is a good metaphor for Peter's…