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  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    ★★★

    girl sitting next to me at the movie theater: he was hotter as the beast!!

    me: *pulls out one of numerous blu-ray copies of The Guest (2014) that i just happen to be carrying in my bag and hands it to her* pls get back 2 me

  • Miss Stevens

    Miss Stevens

    ★★★★

    mr. chalamet: *does literally anything*
    me: triumphant and heartbreaking! ravishing filmmaking and piercing wisdom! casts a beautifully erotic, sensual spell! a classic! a masterwork! a knockout! sublime! a true stunner!

    also! so many good looks in this and by looks i mean that mr. chalamet and ms. rabe truly excel at just Looking at people