Monday ★★★

alright. this is at least the fifth relatively horrible sebastian stan movie that i’ve seen that circulates around him having gratuitous sex/being hot and domineering/being fully nude at this point. i have come to three (3) conclusions based on this concept:
1. his agent skims scripts until she sees a sex scene and then does not read the rest and proceeds to book him the job.
2. his agent is just as horny for him as we are.
3. while she is genuinely terrible at her job, she deserves a handwritten letter on behalf of all seb stan stans thanking her for for her service.

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