The Social Network

The Social Network ★★★★★

to-do list:
- attend boston university (BU) ✅
- meet pretentious harvard male
- go out to bar with said pretentious harvard male
- repeat all dialogue stated by ms. erica albright in the opening scene of the social network (2010) to said pretentious harvard male
- confuse the fuck out of said pretentious harvard male 
- stand up in a dramatic fashion and say, “Listen, You're going to be successful and rich. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a tech geek. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.”
- leave bar

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