Rated this as a three-and-a-half, but in my head it’s a high three-and-a-half. It’s messy and felt more like a sequence of events than a story for the most part. But the voiceover goes a long way to saving the narrative - and the cast do the rest. Tom Holland is solid, though Robert Pattinson(‘s accent) steals it.

I rated it how I rated it.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t rate this film five whole stars.