• Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

    unfortunately i’m always going to be a little gagged by the unrealistic plot twists and the real magic being the family we found along the way

  • Muppet Treasure Island

    Muppet Treasure Island

    jim being unable to blow the whistle on john and john being unable to shoot jim yet them both knowing they can never truly reconcile their friendship…oh bitch that’s poetic cinema

  • Dune

    Dune

    had to explain the entire plot and worldbuilding to my sister as she was playing crossy road during pivotal scenes. she was a big fan of the worm and dilf oscar isaac

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    “unconvincing” is the word that comes to mind. i don't buy anything about andrew (are we left to infer that he's so great at party-starting because of his younger brother? because he isn't as mature as he wants to be? because he's just such a great, talented guy?) or domino (because of both the drowsiness of johnson's performance and her written-by-a-man coolness: her "messiness" is never dangerous or sad, just sexual and comforting), especially because the actors' casting muffles the…

  • Set It Up

    Set It Up

    counting this as a pride month watch because of gay roommate pete davidson

  • Along for the Ride

    Along for the Ride

    ★½

    i’ll keep belmont cameli employed if it’s the last thing i do

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City

    ★★½

    if this film was made only to bring complete delight to the man sitting next to me who ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich he brought from home and laughed like crazy at every single joke…so be it!

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★½

    Local Woman Claiming To Be Completely Normal and Sane Goes Fucking Apeshit When Thinking About "Tonight (Quintet)" From West Side Story (2021)

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    ★★½

    i have GOT to get accused of murder on a huge steamboat alongside an insane ensemble cast one day. feels like it would be a great way to make lifelong friends ngl

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★½

    every time i see this movie it makes me experience every emotion described in the nicole kidman amc ad. not just entertained but somehow reborn! dazzling images on a huge silver screen!! somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this!!!

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★½

    west side story has so much that makes it worthy of being remade – a remarkable ensemble (#that man manages to be…unremarkably fine?, even if everyone else outperforms him), an impressive balance of stomach-churning realism and breathtaking musical spectacle, and really apparent love for the story coming from behind the camera. i will be thinking about this version of "somewhere" for a long time.


    also, i hope they keep this poster up. bernardo & anita supremacy! (the shot of them kissing through the fabric made me want to pass away)

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★

    i think it’s fair to make a fable about diana, because if some reactions to this prove anything, it’s that we have already made her a character, a martyr, someone to win a lookalike contest of. what i appreciated about stewart’s performance was how clear it was that her diana — because, in a world where currency is everything, there are so many dianas — was full of the rage, anxieties, and doubts that besotted the real-life woman. in this…