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  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    ★★★★

    Apart from some third-act niggles, I had a flipping BLAST with Valerian . A. Flip. Ping. BLAST. 👽

    (But, you know, not enough Ethan Hawke.)

  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    ★★★★★

    ‪GARGANTUAN ACTUAL GENUINE LOLZ AT ANYTHING WINNING BEST PICTURE OVER DUNKIRK.‬

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  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    ★★★

    Five good things:
    - Luke Evans
    - Dan Stevens
    - Emma Watson's banging ear cuff
    - Finally hearing Ewan sing again
    - The songs are still ELECTRIC

    Five not-so-good things:
    - Beast looks unfinished (why not practical FX?)
    - Emma Watson flipping between good and not-so-good
    - Not enough Tucci
    - Watson's face makes me want to cry myself to sleep
    - It doesn't need to exist

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★★

    LOL AT TAKING ANYONE UNDER 12 TO SEE WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES BECAUSE THAT WAS TRULY ONE OF THE MOST INTENSELY TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCES OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIFE.

    🐒