Pint-sized ex-film person for Empire Magazine. Now an actor person. Credit watcher, trailer avoider, Oscar season lad.
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Beauty and the Beast 2017
Five good things:
- Luke Evans
- Dan Stevens
- Emma Watson's banging ear cuff
- Finally hearing Ewan sing again
- The songs are still ELECTRICFive not-so-good things:
- Beast looks unfinished (why not practical FX?)
- Emma Watson flipping between good and not-so-good
- Not enough Tucci
- Watson's face makes me want to cry myself to sleep
- It doesn't need to exist -
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World 2019
Toothless is — and shall always remain — the bestest boy.