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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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  • Daens

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

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  • The Royal Treatment

    The Royal Treatment

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Please stop forcing these actors to do accents they are clearly not capable.

    This might have been the cringiest most basic movie I have ever seen in my life but also likeeeee mena massoud...... and likkeee that final kiss scene thooooo like what can i sayyyyyy some aspects of it WeRe GoOd I gUeSs. Mostly mena massoud tho. Yeah like 99% of it. Because like WHAT'S WITH THE CHARACTERS SPEAKING ITALIAN WHEN THEY ARE CLEARLY NOT FIT TO SPEAK ITALIANโ€ฆ

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    (I'm gonna ignore the fact this was basically Alice In Borderland 2.0 - at least I'll try to ignore it)
    WHAT THE SHIT - WHAT WAS THAT what a 'vivarium' style ending and jesus christ the amount of deaths AND THEN IT JUST STARTS BACK UP AGAIN ??? ARE U KIDDING ME ??? This man better find out what the hell is going on cuz I THOUGHT WE GOT THE ANSWERS WITH OLD MAN DYING BUT UR TELLING ME ITโ€ฆ