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  • Haunters: The Art of the Scare

    Haunters: The Art of the Scare

    ★★★½

    I wouldn't be surprised if the owner of the Mckamey haunt turns out to be a serial killer. He is a complete sadist who gets off on people's fear; the next Jeffrey Dauhmer. It's just a matter of time before he ends up killing someone. Tick tock, karma is coming. Wish we were given more time w/ Shar. She was fucking awesome!!

  • Tale of Tales

    Tale of Tales

    What👏🏻The👏🏻Fuck👏🏻Did👏🏻I👏🏻Just👏🏻Watch👏🏻

    At least Violet killed her rapist/abuser. That was the only redeeming part of this film. Also Dora should've cut that Kings dick off after seducing him. Basically every man in this movie sucks, except Elias & Jonah who are precious fairy babies.

    That flea was straight out of Stephen King's 'The Mist'; which fits considering the actors previous work. My brain is still reeling from the WHAT THE FUCK-NESS of this film.

    Protip: Just cause a film is visually stunning doesn't override the boring, & terrible content. Don't watch this movie. Perfect forr a hate watch w/ friends & alcohol tho.

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  • Stardust

    Stardust

    ★★★★★

    One of the most underrated fantasy films of all time. I love this film to the depths of my soul.

  • The Cheetah Girls 2: When in Spain

    The Cheetah Girls 2: When in Spain

    ★★★★

    ...But did they win the Barcelona Singing Competition though?! It just kind of ended, then boom a tacked on wedding for Chanel's mom. Took him 3 yrs to propose but a wk to marry her, Ok dude. Then again at least this film had a more realized plot. This film has definitely aged slightly better than the first.
    Galleria isn't as bitchy like in the first one; thank god for that. Still needs to work on her selfishness tho. Chanel,…