• Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★★

    I too would buy out the entire train like White Death did if it meant I got Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Brad Pitt to myself

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I blinked and Brad Pitt was dead

  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

    ★★★★

    Sam was just in the Outer Banks living his best life with John B and trying to find the royal merchant with the rest of the pogues

  • X

    X

    ★★★★★

    5 stars for that scream by Jenna Ortega

  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse

    ★★★½

    Alex Summers deserved so much better

  • Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★★

    Armie Hammer must be so mad that he didn’t get cast to play Steve in this

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★

    Tbh I would genuinely consider getting rid of my phone just so Timothée Chalamet would call me a “Good Girl”

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    The last act was literally set in his house and we didn’t get a Stu Macher cameo?? :(

  • Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

    Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

    ★★★★★

    brb gonna rewatch all the Harry Potter films

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★★

    the scene where they chuck the body over the balcony and it lands directly onto the table below I CAN’T

  • The King's Man

    The King's Man

    ★★★½

    I can’t get over how the Hitler post-credit reveal scene is exactly the same as the Harry Styles post-credit reveal scene in Eternals

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    so this is what J. Jonah Jameson was getting up to in Spider-Man 2 after Peter Parker gave up being Spider-Man