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  • The Exorcist III

    The Exorcist III


    Impeccably realised, exceptionally creative and full of striking compositions, Exorcist III absolutely shreds. Relishes every moment of being a horror, pushing itself to such innovative boundaries, vanquishing itself of any typical trappings. A genre hybrid so unerringly compelling that even a studio demonic-possession can’t derail it. Some of the wildest visuals I’ve ever seen. Ceiling crawl, heaven/purgatory dream, just unreal, nightmarish stuff. Angels with wings no less frightening than a Red Devil with horns. William Peter Blatty is my kind…

  • Nomadland



    Lmao, Eternals is better than this. Caught between a heartfelt docu and an ethically iffy thirsty awards vehicle, Frances McDormand’s placement totally at odds with what Zhao’s going for here, trying to absorb her into an environment she can’t (and shouldn’t) fit into. At the least, don’t try emulate Ken Loach’s humanism by casting one of Hollywood’s most recognisable faces as your lead. Oddly similar to The Whale, just marginally less cloying/cruel though also without Hong Chau so worse in that…

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  • Hypnotic



    Man, i’d hate to be as cynical as you lot. There won’t be another film more bananas n fun than this all year. Pure pulp cinema. The dumbest Scanners you could think of. It has the juice. Also just looks kinda incredible in moments? Wasn’t expecting that. Between this and Deep Water, Affleck’s had a penchant for the absurd recently. Not to say it soars anywhere near as high as Deep Water, but it’s verging on quality trash. Gotta applaud…

  • Reality



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