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  • Mystery of the Wax Museum

    ★★★½

  • The Humans

    ★★½

  • Lamb

  • Titane

    ★★★½

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  • Midwest Obsession

    Midwest Obsession

    ★★★★

    July Horror 2021, day 28 - inspired by true crime

    "You've probably seen my picture in the paper, I'm the Dairy Princess"

    Ok guys, brace your butter for the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE - Midwest Obsession! Surprisingly it's not about Ohio State football or pickup maintenance or grilling the perfect steak, it's a Lifetime stalker movie but with COWS! So, so many cows. The cows really set this thing apart from every other movie like this called Deadly Obsession or…

  • Alien Beasts

    Alien Beasts

    February Horror 2021, Day 20, challenge #6 - SOV

    "He opened an extradimensional porthole!" He sure did. Wow, even the description of this movie is an adventure. (And yes, I'm pretty sure he said "porthole." Ahoy matey! To the pirate dimension! I wish.)

    Aaand we're tossed right into some kind of yard wrestling/kicking match that makes the rake fight in Hobgoblins look dignified. Somebody coughs, keep rolling! No music, just lawn kicking and birds chirping. As nature intended. This is brought to…

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  • Mystery of the Wax Museum

    Mystery of the Wax Museum

    ★★★½

    December Horror 2021, day 3, challenge #13 - Shuffle the horror films in your watchlist and watch whatever one corresponds with the last number in your birth year

    While I can't rate this quite as highly as the Vincent Price remake, I was super impressed! The effects in the opening scene of the fire and melting statues looked so damn cool for 1933, probably better than they'd look today with CGI tbh. Lionel Atwill and Glenda Farrell give standout performances.…

  • The Humans

    The Humans

    December Horror 2021, day 2, challenge #24 - takes place in one night

    The one house that would be happier if it was haunted

    This is NOT horror, stop it. Wait I just got deja vu. Anywayy this is a weird psychological drama in an ugly apartment that looks like it's haunted but is just badly in need of maintenance. The real horror, shitty landlords, amirite??

    This isn't bad, I appreciate the family looking like regular people instead of a…

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  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★½

    November Horror 2021 challenge #3 - EU country (France)

    LOL what even is that synopsis? Anyone going into this expecting that movie is gonna get throat punched, damn. (Also small nitpick, but he is not a former firefighter.)

    So... wow. What? This is an amazing-looking film, the style, the colours, the body horror, I enjoyed looking at it (except one moment I had to close my eyes). It probably goes without saying the characters are very weird. Like, impenetrably weird.…

  • We Summon the Darkness

    We Summon the Darkness

    I Summon My Patience

    Damn, I loved the film I thought I was gonna see. Midwest Metalheads vs Bible Thumpers in a Satanic Panic brawl of doom, hells yeah! Don't listen to the summary, that is not the film we got. I'm not even sick of 80s nostalgia yet, if it's done well and not pandering. But House of the Devil, this is not. I might not have even known it was the 80s if they hadn't told us (well…