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  • Beetlejuice
  • Get Out
  • Night of the Creeps
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  • You Are Not My Mother

    ★★★½

  • The Dark Mirror

    ★★★

  • The Body Snatcher

    ★★★★

  • Master

    ★★½

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  • Midwest Obsession

    Midwest Obsession

    ★★★★

    July Horror 2021, day 28 - inspired by true crime

    "You've probably seen my picture in the paper, I'm the Dairy Princess"

    Ok guys, brace your butter for the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE - Midwest Obsession! Surprisingly it's not about Ohio State football or pickup maintenance or grilling the perfect steak, it's a Lifetime stalker movie but with COWS! So, so many cows. The cows really set this thing apart from every other movie like this called Deadly Obsession or…

  • Alien Beasts

    Alien Beasts

    February Horror 2021, Day 20, challenge #6 - SOV

    "He opened an extradimensional porthole!" He sure did. Wow, even the description of this movie is an adventure. (And yes, I'm pretty sure he said "porthole." Ahoy matey! To the pirate dimension! I wish.)

    Aaand we're tossed right into some kind of yard wrestling/kicking match that makes the rake fight in Hobgoblins look dignified. Somebody coughs, keep rolling! No music, just lawn kicking and birds chirping. As nature intended. This is brought to…

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  • You Are Not My Mother

    You Are Not My Mother

    ★★★½

    May Horror 2022 #20 - random country generator (Ireland)

    Oh freaking finally!! Not gonna lie, I was starting to despair I was gonna like any horror films this year (besides Hellbender). Then Ireland served up this folksy lil delight. I am SO HERE for this modern, urban folk horror! A new twist on the old tales, I love it, it all feels so uncanny. This has some really cool shots, especially involving mirrors and subtle creepy body horror. It's not…

  • The Dark Mirror

    The Dark Mirror

    May Horror 2022 #18 - star sign (gemini)

    It's my birthday month so I wanted to be sure to get to this prompt! I considered watching that new twin film on Shudder, unsurprisingly called The Twin - boy they really fired up the ol' creative juices for that one! But having already suffered through a generically-titled 2022 film for this challenge, I returned to my 40s noir comfort zone for THE DARK MIRROR.

    Honestly, this is a pretty mid tier…

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  • A House on the Bayou

    A House on the Bayou

    November Horror 2021 challenge #26 - something happens in a store

    "Well, the devil believes in you"

    Seriously just call your movie HEY BITCH, THIS HAS SPOOKY TREE MOSS IN IT! and I'll come runnin'. I don't even care if you call me a bitch, I am that bitch. I mean this movie is pretty much, for lack of a better term, moss porn. Moss in the morning, moss at night, moss by a pool, moss swaying in front of…

  • We Summon the Darkness

    We Summon the Darkness

    I Summon My Patience

    Damn, I loved the film I thought I was gonna see. Midwest Metalheads vs Bible Thumpers in a Satanic Panic brawl of doom, hells yeah! Don't listen to the summary, that is not the film we got. I'm not even sick of 80s nostalgia yet, if it's done well and not pandering. But House of the Devil, this is not. I might not have even known it was the 80s if they hadn't told us (well…