★ Watched 11 Feb, 2018 1
You know when you take some paracetamol, but it accidentally touches your tongue for too long and leaves a really grim taste in your mouth?
That’s this film.
★½ Watched 11 Feb, 2018
starring Channing Tatum as the albino, angel, alien, non-angel, mercenary, space-cop, macho, sensitive, roller-blading, beekeeping, angel (again), dog, wolf, MOST VANILLA FUCKING CHARACTER to ever grace your screen
★★★ Watched 21 Oct, 2017
I don't remember Ratatouille being so dark
★★★★ Watched 30 Dec, 2017 2
fat Breaking Bad Matt Damon is a dick