I dig horror, kung fu, and anything that cost less than 5k to make.

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  • Adaptation.



    The reviews on here opening with the Oxford dictionary definition of "meta" lmfao please end my miserable life

  • Johnny Mnemonic

    Johnny Mnemonic


    The famed missing link between an Albert Pyun cyber noir and The Matrix. I was prepared for this movie to be corny, and I adore all the technology in it for this reason. I wad NOT ready for just how crazy it would be. When Jones was revealed I actually stood up and cheered. This has a lot of plotting problems I associate with mid-budget 90s actioners like this, (though it sometimes feels like they might have had about as much money as an Albert Pyun) but it's populated by so many quirky characters that it's a delight from beginning to end.

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  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    Aaron Sorkin's liberal mind poison is more dangerous than any right wing media pundit

  • Hillary



    I didn't watch this fucking garbage attack ad on the one decent male politician in America, I just thought this would be a good time to remind my followers to vote for Sanders in the polls, vote for Sanders in the primaries, and vote for Sanders in the election!