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Favorite films

  • Nine to Five
  • Born in Flames
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Happy Together

Recent activity

  • M.F.A.

  • Elvis

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

  • The Birdcage

Recent reviews

  • M.F.A.


    hehe this was very satisfying to watch. watching women murder people is my fav genre. francesca eastwood is phenomenal but made me realize i don’t think ive ever seen an american rape revenge movie that doesn’t center a skinny white woman who uses her sexuality to lure men. the creative decision to show two graphic rapes was definitely a CHOICE, i was a fan but probably too disturbing for a lot of people. everything with the detective and police was boring and wish wasn’t there. emerald fennell obviously took notes from this film.

  • Elvis


    saw this movie with 14+ people and it felt like i was in middle school. slept through majority of this so it flew by but everyone in my group said it dragged.

Popular reviews

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    wes anderson at his most wes anderson which makes this film great for some and miserable for others. being visually titillated can only capture my attention for so long. was engrossed in the first story but was fighting sleep during the second and third and the grating pseudo intellectual dialogue was like anti ASMR. when will we be free from the shackles of the anthology? the actors were ackting their hearts out though and i appreciated it.

  • I Want You Back

    I Want You Back

    i laughed, i cried, i cursed the heavens that i’m not married to charlie day. such a sweet, smart film. the final scene’s smiles are a million times more satisfying than a kiss could ever be.