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  • It

    It

    ★★★★½

    YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE, MADE ME WALK THROUGH SHITTY WATER, AND NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO KILL THIS FUCKING CLOWN

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    no jokes here i just felt every single emotion i’ve ever felt since i was 17 so viscerally i physically felt Greta Gerwig breathe “cry you piece of shit” down the back of my neck

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    i literally have not and will not ever see a movie better than this, we really do not deserve movies this good 








    side note i hate seeing movies with old people either coughing a lung or chatting it up like either die or see another movie

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    amy dunne going "hello handsome. crepe?" while flipping a perfect crepe the morning after she admits she killed a guy bc she got caught in a lie is the biggest power move of the 21st century