All the comedy sucks, all the CGI looks like crap, everyone (except Bruce Campbell) does a terrible job, everyone is miscast, a true disaster of a movie.

A great "so bad, it's good" movie. Watching this with a group of people and making fun of it the whole way through can make for a great time.

Despite a slightly weak first act, Life of Pi is a beautiful film that never dumbs itself down to be cutesy and fun for the whole family. It packs an emotional punch that I'll admit, left me crying at the end. A modern classic.

Jeff Goldblum. That is all.