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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    Suffers whenever it tries to be an ALIEN movie; makes PROMETHEUS about 10 times better. The ALIEN prequels are turning into this weird-as-fuck, mean-spirited meditation on creation and destruction and I kiiiiind of love it. People complain that Ridley Scott seems to hate the human characters in these movies, and now I'm like, " that a bad thing?"

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    Features Kurt Russell getting (as you'd assume) the universe's biggest erection, so get out and see that shit if that's your deal

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  • The Raid

    The Raid


    If Crocodile Dundee wielded action movies instead of knives, this is the movie he would hold up whenever some punk claimed to be wielding an action movie.

    "That's not an action movie. an action movie."

  • Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father

    Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father


    People talk about films "packing an emotional punch", but never before has a movie made me actually feel physical pain from its emotional content.