I'M IN AN IRON MAIDEN OF PAIN, BOY!

The term "nadir" was coined for this film.

If Crocodile Dundee wielded action movies instead of knives, this is the movie he would hold up whenever some punk claimed to be wielding an action movie.

"That's not an action movie. THIS...is an action movie."

People talk about films "packing an emotional punch", but never before has a movie made me actually feel physical pain from its emotional content.