★★★½ Watched 24 Apr, 2017
Features Kurt Russell getting (as you'd assume) the universe's biggest erection, so get out and see that shit if that's your deal
★★ Watched 10 Jan, 2016
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Can't believe they pulled a HOLY MOUNTAIN ending.
★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar, 2012 1
If Crocodile Dundee wielded action movies instead of knives, this is the movie he would hold up whenever some punk claimed to be wielding an action movie.
"That's not an action movie. THIS...is an action movie."
★★★★★ Watched 09 Jul, 2012 3
People talk about films "packing an emotional punch", but never before has a movie made me actually feel physical pain from its emotional content.