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  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    ★★★★★

    you, a basic bitch: omg a star is Born omg so good

    me, tears streaming down my face: Bohemian Rhapsody is the best movie of all time and I would die for it

  • Central Intelligence

    Central Intelligence

    ★★½

    Ok, I did not expect to like this as much as I did. The disgusting, freaky, cg fat The Rock monster thing put me off completely but once I got passed that it was genuinely quite funny, The Rock dokng zany comedy was excellent. It's not great but not totally awful and I was pleasantly surprised.

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  • November Criminals

    November Criminals

    ★★

    Ansel Elgort as a dude who still uses a pager in 2017 is extremely believable.

  • A Simple Favor

    A Simple Favor

    I have not even the slightest iota of what this was trying to be. It felt like I was watching six different movies - characters appeared for no reason, some actors were in a comedy, others in some sort of weird hitchcockian wannabe shlock, others just had no place being there at all. The whole ordeal was a meandering mess, I'm hoping it was an attempt to utilise the unreliable narrator technique from the book, but who even knows.