Cute Gay Porn Star: "Can we address the elephant in the room?"
Cuter Gay Porn Star: *looks both ways*
Matthew Broderick's Ferris is still and always will be an entitled monster. Luckily literally everything he's surrounded by -- Alan Ruck's not-a-boy-not-yet-a-man Cameron, Edie McClurg's Wite-Out sniffing officefrau, the Dream Academy-scored nouvelle vague montage, Jennifer Grey's dropkicks edited like The Fury's finale, the crunchiest working-mom hair committed to celluloid, Gummi Bears that have been in her pocket so they're real warm 'n' soft -- is a pop miracle. Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could find yourself the worst thing in Manchester By The Sea.