Ephereal has written 2 reviews for films rated ½ during 2020.

  • Grizzly Rage

    Grizzly Rage

    ½

    This was just a miserable attempt at a creature feature!
    Absolutely miserable.
    I want to review this but every time I think about it I just get so angry.

    This feeling of rage is only intensified when you realise this is a David DeCoteau feature.
    If it were a student project that somehow made it's way to streaming services, it could ALMOST (but not quite) be forgiven....
    but the from the guy who brought us things like "Creepazoids" and "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama" this whle thing just feels like an INSULT.

  • Triassic World

    Triassic World

    ½

    Much like Jurassic park, Triassic World does not feature dinosaurs from the Triassic time period, but Cretaceous period.
    Nor does this effect "The World" in fact, the entire film takes place within a single facility.
    I'm trying to find a redeeming quality to this film... but it's hard.
    A medical company has cloned dinosaurs to harvest organs for human transplant.... (Erm, what!?)
    But instead, they somehow instead just give the dinosaurs above average human intelligence and problem solving skills (Erm,…