18 y/o aspiring filmmaker and storyteller. it's pronounced eff-rum. favorites are most recent 5/5s.

Favorite films

  • Tassels
  • Mashed Potatoes
  • Tassels
  • Mashed Potatoes

Recent activity

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off


  • Ponyo


  • Fight Club


  • Ghost World


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    A prestige SNL skit stretched out to 140 minutes. Insultingly bad and criminally unfunny.

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3


    I was having a not so great day, and this picked me right up. Sam Raimi's belief in the inherent goodness of people and their capacity to forgive is powerful and something that really resonates with me. The last ten or so minutes of this are achingly beautiful and perfectly round off this trilogy. We rarely get comic book movies this good anymore imo. How does this only have a 2.8 again?