Favorite films

  • The Long Day Closes
  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • Matewan
  • What's Up, Doc?

Recent activity

  • Elvis


  • Crimes of the Future


  • Good Luck to You, Leo Grande


  • Little Italy

Recent reviews

  • Elvis



    “…He’s white!”

    500 whip pans, zooms, and edits of Tom Hanks getting up and walking later

    “He is white.”

    Somehow both relentlessly fast paced and a time prison. Never really emotionally latched onto it at any point, but shit if there’s any filmmaker I’m gonna see in theaters every time for sheer unadulterated craft, it’s Baz Luhrmann and I got everything I’d want out of an Elvis biopic with him behind the camera. Feels like the logical endpoint to the musical biopic, because shit where do we go from here?

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future


    Much to think about. Will come back to this and draft my thoughts later, but Cronenberg practically delivered the exact opposite kind of film he promised at Cannes and it still absolutely rips in the strangest, roundabout way possible. As someone who has lived with  chronic pain for over a decade now, this all made too much sense.

Popular reviews

  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir


    The cinematic equivalent of eating nothing but saltine crackers for dinner with no water to drink. And it lasts 2 hours. And there’s this bit of dried cracker stuck to the roof of your mouth and you’re doing everything in your power to lick it off and swallow but your tongue is so dry it’s actually being used as a vehicle to somehow make the cracker even more dry and more stuck to the top of your mouth. And that also lasts two hours.

  • Monos



    2019 Sundance Film Fest Film #4: 

    And to think just I was starting to get burnt out from this whole “Sundance while I work part time and go to school full time” thing, Monos comes out of nowhere to be something bigger than a simple “must see at Sundance” title. Monos feels like a fucking miracle, an achievement in capturing a true to life nightmare scenario through the lens of a fairy tale world. Monos seems like it could take place…