• Mr. Malcolm's List

    Mr. Malcolm's List

    ★★★★

    A world full of memes, interest in strangers' dating history, people gossiping about other people to said other people's faces and men who don't understand the word "no" in the early 1800's. I already love this, and I'm only fifteen minutes in!

  • Bah, Humduck!: A Looney Tunes Christmas

    Bah, Humduck!: A Looney Tunes Christmas

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Perfect Christmas movie! I still have yet to another adaptation where the Scrooge character asks if The Ghosts if they wanna use this time travel power to bet on some horses and get rich. Genius! Genius! Very in character! Whereas every other movie missed the golden opportunity!

  • Christmas on Mistletoe Lake

    Christmas on Mistletoe Lake

    ★★½

    An AI-generated Hallmark movie script, with an annoyingly non-toxic green flags male lead.

  • The Rookie

    The Rookie

    ★★

    This entire movie still feels like a fever dream to me

  • Sleepless in Seattle

    Sleepless in Seattle

    Nora Ephron cracked the code on what makes a classic rom-com ♥️

  • Moonage Daydream

    Moonage Daydream

    I've never had a gimmick win me over as the movie went on. I have a hard trouble describing what it was like watching this movie. I can't even give it a score yet, because if I had left fifteen minutes in, I would have given it a 2.5. Then, the show kept going and an hour in I was thinking if I have seen anything better than this. I started the movie thinking, "awwh, is gonna be the whole movie?" Then it was! And, I now not only understand the decision, but I am left memorized!!

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have two reviews for this movie;
    One, okay, I get it now. When a grieving superwoman does it, she's an unstoppable force of evil. But, when a sociopathic man does it, it's okay. It's actually welcomed. Okay, I get it now.

    Two, my actual review haha. I hated the pacing of this movie! It's was moving so fast and every beat was happening so quickly I was feeling physically ill. I got the sense from the trailers that this…

  • Dagon

    Dagon

    ★★★

    I still think the whole plot of this movie would have made a really cool Outlast 3 game, or just a new Outlast 2 DLC campaign.

    A cool movie! I was only half paying attention to the movie when I first saw it, maybe eight years ago, but it quickly hooked me right in. Now, watching this movie on my sister's couch is a many a core memory for me.

  • Ginger Snaps

    Ginger Snaps

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The ending of this movie still infuriates me to this day! It's maybe been a decade later! It still ruins the entire movie for me. 'I can go into further detail, and I will! And I will-'

  • The Strangers

    The Strangers

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My lover of the occult older sister had nightmares from this movie. I could not have cared less about this movie. I could have fall asleep, if it wasn't for that repeating (skipping record? Idr) sound that was driving me up the wall!

    This movie was boring, too darkly-lit and annoying. It had a few moments.

  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    The Strangers: Prey at Night

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I still have not seen a horror climax that bests the Making Love Out of Nothing at All scene in this movie. A top classic slasher for me!

  • Bros

    Bros

    ★★★★

    Why did I tell my co-workers after seeing this, "It was really good. It was really good! Though, I wasn't super happy to see when the lights turned that, in the theatre, it was just a gay couple and me, a single bisexual, crying." ?? 😂