John Wick

John Wick ★★★½

1. The names John and Jonathan are two different names with separate origins and meanings, so why John Wick is interchangeably called “Jonathan” in this film is something only immortal souls can reconcile 

2. Ain’t no way if Iosef is truly in his father’s orbit he’d have never not heard of John Wick yet that weak expository scene with father, son and Mayhem didn’t upset me half as much as the John/Jonathan thing

3. The service delivers pre-trained, housebroken puppies, but no food or treats? 

These are the nitpicks from my multiple viewings of this film. It’s not quite up there with how many times I’ve seen Edge of Tomorrow but for a violent action film, it’s close.

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